by Kathy Wagenknecht

On the 1st day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
A copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
2 RGBs and a copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
3 Dixie Chicks, 2 RGBs, and a copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 4th day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
4 pussy hats, 3 Dixie Chicks, 2 RGBs, and a copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 5th day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
5 Kamalas, 4 pussy hats, 3 Dixie Chicks, 2 RGBs, and a copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 6th day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
6 women marching, 5 Kamalas, 4 pussy hats, 3 Dixie Chicks, 2 RGBs, and a copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 7th day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
7 girls competing, 6 women marching, 5 Kamalas, 4 pussy hats, 3 Dixie Chicks, 2 RGBs, and a copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 8th day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
8 funny slogans, 7 girls competing, 6 women marching, 5 Kamalas, 4 pussy hats, 3 Dixie Chicks, 2 RGBs, and a copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 9th day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
9 congresswomen, 8 funny slogans, 7 girls competing, 6 women marching, 5 Kamalas, 4 pussy hats, 3 Dixie Chicks, 2 RGBs, and a copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 10th day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
10 ERA backers, 9 congresswomen, 8 useful slogans, 7 girls competing, 6 women marching, 5 Kamalas, 4 pussy hats, 3 Dixie Chicks, 2 RGBs, and a copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 11th day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
11 suffragists, 10 ERA backers, 9 congresswomen, 8 useful slogans, 7 girls competing, 6 women marching, 5 Kamalas, 4 pussy hats, 3 Dixie Chicks, 2 RGBs, and a copy of The Feminine Mystique

On the 12th day of Christmas, my (S)hero gave to me
12 ME TOO moments, 11 suffrage voters, 10 ERA backers, 9 congresswomen, 8 useful slogans, 7 girls competing, 6 women marching, 5 Kamalas, 4 pussy hats, 3 Dixie Chicks, 2 RGBs, and a copy of The Feminine Mystique